Green beans really piss me off
Some days are tougher than others.
Sure, I’m committed to healthy eating – and for two main reasons. First, to stay, well, healthy. Second, to keep the 250 pounds of excess weight (that I got rid of) from ever creeping back on. Because I was overweight for a large part of my life, eating healthy foods in healthy portions is something I find I always must think about. I liken it to riding a bicycle. The minute I stop peddling, I fall down, skin my knees and potentially gain 250 pounds.
This all amounts to a whole heck of a lot of self-regulation. And there are many rewards for doing so: Wearing a pair of jeans without being in total misery until I disrobe… Not accidentally realizing that I’m using my stomach as a makeshift shelf to rest my hands or other objects on (yes, I’ve done it)… Not being out of breath just from talking on the phone… And more.
But even with all of these great rewards, there are days I resent what’s required of me to stay fit and healthy. And on certain days, the targets of this resentment are green beans.
Yes. You read that right. Green beans.
I target green beans in particular because they have become a staple of my healthy eating regimen. A typical dinner for me consists of a medium-sized chicken thigh, sliced cherry or grape tomatoes and steamed green beans. And most times when I have this meal, I enjoy it greatly. Afterwards I’m satisfied and full – but never stuffed or in pain from eating too much. And I know it’s these ‘stricter meals’ that allow for ‘treat meals’ when special occasions or big time cravings call for it. It’s all about balance after all.
Still, there are times that green beans really piss me off. I resent having to clean them, steam them and having to sprinkle a little balsamic vinegar over them before sitting down to my typical Gregg dinner. I wonder to myself, ‘Why can’t I be having pizza instead? Or maybe a pile of mashed potatoes smothered in butter?’
There are occasions during which I’m convinced that green beans are out to get me. I see them, all bunched together (a gang, if you will) – smugly mocking me from the safety of the plate, as if they’re saying, “You have no choice but to eat us.”
Of course, the joke is on them – mainly because I remind myself that I do have a choice. It’s absolutely my choice to have the green beans. Or mashed potatoes. Or an ice cream sundae or a… Well, you get the idea. I can eat anything I want for dinner.
It’s at this point that I must think about what I really want. ‘Really’ being the key word.
Sure, I could forego green beans all together. I could replace them with another healthy vegetable that I can steam and enjoy (on most days) without added salt, butter or other substances that would make the vegetables less healthy. The fact is, green beans provide an affordable and healthy meal staple for me. And by eating them, I get all the benefits of looking good and feeling great. Isn’t that worth a little resentment from time to time?
As dieters, we often think we’re being denied certain things in life. And for most of us, those ‘things’ are food related. But here’s where we can all benefit from a shift in thinking. It’s not about what we’re being denied, but what we get in return for the choices we make: Smaller waistlines. Healthier heart rates. Clothes that fit. And knowing we look good when we walk into a room. Isn’t that worth the occasional harassment from a gang of spiteful green beans? I think so. And I’ll bet you do, too.
So next time you feel mocked by your healthy food choices, put a fork in them and chew them up gleefully. In other words, remind ‘em whose boss. After all, it’s the healthy choices we make today that benefit us tomorrow.









You crack me up! So funny and so true. One of the big things I had to shift away from was that eating healthy takes too much time. Well, it does take more time time to fix a salad than to open a bag of chips. The reward of the salad is definitely worth the time. I feel full and energized after a salad. After a bag of chips, I feel hungry. Kind of defeats the purpose, no? So, like you, I have discussions with my cat Gypsy or sometimes just myself about this. “Bag of chips would be easier, wouldn’t it Gypsy? Yeah, well, I don’t keep chips in the apartment anymore, so I’ll be fixing a salad and you will be supportive.” Granted by the time I get to the second sentence she’s left the room, but it helps to talk these things out. Thanks for keeping me inspired this week. I truly appreciate it.
I am reading your comments and laughing with jealousy, Teresa. I want to be able to discuss green beans with Gypsy. Is she available for a phone call? LOL! I totally get the mental debate that takes place when considering something healthy vs. something not-so-healthy. You’re right — it definitely takes more time to shop for and prepare healthy food. And what’s worse? Healthy foods are so much more expensive. But this is when we remind ourselves that ‘Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.’ And I’m sure Gypsy would agree!
Just what needed to hear. Pigged out on pizza last night because my tooth still hurts and I was feeling sorry for myself…..felt yucky after. Think I will go buy some veggies! BTW, yogurt breakfast is going well and I am enjoying it. New routines….
Go, Terri, go! Let me know which veggies you decide to partake in. I hope they don’t gang up on you. And I hope your tooth feels better!
This made me laugh. I am trying to train myself to make my salad at night (sans dressing) so I can just grab and go in the morning. It would be easier to hit the deli for a corn dog, but I don’t like how it makes my tummy feel. I love your writing style! It doesn’t make feel so silly for taking this long in my life to learn to just eat less and to make better choices.
I’m glad I inspired a laugh or two, Melanie. Hey, if we can’t keep our sense of humor over this stuff, what good is trying to learn these habits in the first place, right? I really appreciate your post. Please keep me (us!) posted on your progress! (P.S. I feel silly daily — so feeling silly is okay, too!)